Lucy at the Roxy Part 2: Plumbing Math
by KT
fsktl@uaf.edu
We knew, I guess from Lucy's site that there would be an
MC tonight and a comedian. These folks are mostly used
to "warm the crowd up". Snort. If we were any more warm
with desire to see Lucy, we'd have spontaneously
combusted. For most of us, all we ever need is Lucy. But
I guess the usual thing at a club is to have an MC and
another performer. So there they were.
The MC was a young woman friend of Lucy's. She came out
and told us she never wears dresses. Then she said she'd
been to the Pleasure Chest, an L.A. sex shop, with Lucy.
She said some other things, but I can't remember what
they were.
The comedian came out. Her name was Tig something. She
used to be I think it was a receptionist at Rennaissance
Pictures--someone said that, I'm not sure now who it
was--maybe Lucy at the con? And now Tig's a stand-up
comic and I think someone saaid she has been on HBO?
As I'm groping (mentally that is) to remember this
stuff, it is painfully obvious to me that notes are
indeed my friend--and I miss having them to read over.
To overcome the elbow sticking out problem, I could have
bent my arm in an up position,, rather than a side
position and written on the the front of my shirt. Or
heck, on the back of the shirt of the person in front of
me. They'd never notice in all that excitement of
watching Lucy. And then I could get my friend with a
picture cell phone to get a picture of her shirt for me
to refer to. I'll keep that in mind for next time.
Tig was funny. She had a quiet, wry, deadpan delivery.
She was the type of comedian who makes droll commentary
on daily life rather then doing a set of disconnected
jokes.
I took advantage of this time to walk around and keep
the blood flowing in my legs. A lot of us um, more
mature fans were concerned about having to stand up for
90 or more minutes. I wandered over and checked out the
bathrooms. And the first thing I thought was, "Hmmm. 350
women. And three stalls. 116 and 2/3's women per toilet.
Should be fun when the concert ends and we all try to
hit the potty at the same time. We might well win the
'Most people stuffed in one toilet stall' award. And/or
the Darwin award.
I think that it was during Tig's performance that there
was a flurry of excitement and thrilled applause.
Someone in the crowd around me said, "Renee just came
in." People had been taking pictures of the folks in the
VVIP section all along. But when Renee arrived, so many
cameras went off that the whole section suddenly lit up
like London under the blitz. I wonder how long it took
those guys to get their vision back after that barrage.
Finally, the moment we all were waiting for--someone
(maybe a disembodied voice over the PA system?)
introduced Lucy. At first, the curtain remained closed
and we just hheard her singing from backstage. The
instant the first note was caressed out, the entire
crowd stilled. Many sucked in a little breath, producing
teensy, quiet, air intake sounds for a nano-second. And
then huge HUGE grins blossomed all over the hall.
Followed by a nova of rapturous cheering and applause.
Finally the curtains swung back and Lucy charged out
into the welcoming roar, continuing her song. She was
grinning hugely too, moving across the whole stage,
looking around into every section of the audience. She
was wearing jeans with black leather chaps over them and
a white tee-shirt and I'm told boots--heads hid her feet
from me. She had a small band and three back-up singers,
two women and one man.
Knowing now from what she said at the con that she
planned these songs to celebrate the shared relationship
between herself and her fans, the first song was very
appropriately, "Jump Into My Fire".
Now there are few people as lively as Lucy when Lucy is
feeling lively. She was way up tonight, practically
stratospheric. As she sang each song, she rocked and
rolled, shook her shoulders, bucked her hips and
shimmied her butt, moving across the entire stage area.
She also jack-hammered into head banging, flinging her
head around with such fierce abandon that I was just
waiting for her hair extensions to go flying off into
the wings. Or out into the audience-and wouldn’t THAT be
a real souvenir score?
In between singing she talked and joked with us. Very
early on, she looked down at the first few rows, pointed
to a person and said something like, "She's wondering
who the hell I am." She bent over a bit talking to the
person. "I'm Xena." She looked up at us and said, "She
doesn't recognize me." Lucy put her palm on her scalp
with the fingers facing forward, draped over her
forehead to imitate bangs, while saying something like,
"See-it's me!" And then she straightened up, pushed her
bottom lip out and blew her breath up her face. As she
blew, she rippled her fingers one after the other, her
fingers imitating bangs being blown off a forehead. I
found that hilarious. (So THAT'S what those pictures of
Lucy looking like she's wearing a squid on her head are
all about.)
The first night the band was overly loud as has been
noted. But as long as I knew the song, I could still
make out most of Lucy's singing, though I did miss some
stuff.
At one point she said that the band had played before
many other people’s fans but she had told them that they
hadn’t seen anything yet, until they had played before
us and saw us in full appreciative mode. And we heard
later that she was right--they totally agreed with her.
As did the staff at the club-they'd said they never seen
anything like this. Their benchmark bbefore was Bruce
Springsteen's fans. And we left them in the dust.
The
grrl just never stopped moving when she sang.
Here’s a picture a friend of mine sent me. Multiple
Choice Question: In this picture Lucy is, A: A
gyroscope. B: A live model of the planetary system
showing the movement of each separate planet and their
moons in their individual orbits AT the speed they move
through space or C, Lucy is having a Tina Turner moment.
After a while, she introduced her main back-up singer,
Sharlotte, whom she'd met during her stint on Celebrity
Duets. As Sharlotte sang, Lucy stood to the side and
raised her arm up in the air and kind of pointed down at
Sharlotte grooving away, moving her hand in time with
the music. (Like she did in Duets with I think it was
Dionne Warwick.)
After a number of songs and patter, Lucy went off to
take a break while Sharlotte sang solo for us. She sang
a song about Billy coming home and this guy in military
fatigues came out and she gave him a kiss at the end. I
couldn't hear too many of the words but it was fun to
watch.
Then Lucy came back out. She was wearing her white with
silvery shimmers dress from Duets, which covered about a
third or so of her body. She ramped right up into
"What'd I Say?" And suddenly Renee came hurtling out
onstage behind her, wearing a blue shimmery dress,
gyrating and shimmying along with Luce. This was a
really cool surprise. Again, cheers, screams and huge
grins from the audience. Lucy thrust the mike at Renee
to let her get in a one-syllable oooh and/or ahhh at the
end of some of the sentences.
Renee participated in one number and then, like a little
Arctic blue fox in a snowy night, she
disappeared,leaving the stage to Lucy again. (Purple
prose--my stock in trade.) What a kewl surprise it was
to have Renee participate--way sweet.
Lucy sang a few more songs after Renee left. Then she
left the stage while we all screamed and applauded and
roared. Happily, she came back out for an encore.
At the end of the show, she began to toss shirts and
CD’s out into the audience. And I heard the next day
from a friend that at least one CD had landed up among
the lights. And she added darkly, “So, if the Roxy burns
down during the night, we’ll know why.”
On her site, Lucy had warned us that she might be
throwing her own self into the audience also-so only
people who could handle a 150 pound woman jumping onto
them should be in front. She says lots of things on her
site. Grin. We were ready though. I figured if she
jumped into the audience, then she was ours to do what
we wanted with. I thought that since she's so generous
with giving us autographs, I'd return the favor. I was
going to sign her rump. And heck, we could have easily
carried her out to the bus and taken her home with us.
There was plenty of room on the bus for a 150 pound
woman.
Man, it was a fabulous night. Lucy was incandescent. Her
delight in what she was doing was a fire roaring through
the club igniting us all. The excitement and the joy
were palpable. Things were so hot at the club that a
straight chick was hitting on me. No joke! Fat old broad
that I am--can you tell things were WAY charged up? The
walls practically vibrated right along with us. Talk
about being in the presentt. If she and we were anymore
present, we’d still be there.
We carried that excitement out into the night with us.
We were way jazzed as we left the club, almost as up as
Lucy had been. At first there was lots of loud excited
talking on the bus as we got settled into our seats.
Folks talked about how Daisy had been boogeying in the
aisle while her mother was singing. A male friend of
mine said he was in the bathroom when Rob Tapert was in
there. (LOTS of empty space and unused stalls in the
men's room I'm betting.) He said Rob had a huge grin on
his face and just couldn’t seem to stop smiling. From
his description, I imagined the grin not going just from
ear to ear but starting way at the back of his neck,
totally circling his head and returning to the starting
point. Liz Friedman had also been there. And of course,
lots of folks were really jazzed that Renee had not only
come to see Lucy but had been part of the show.
However once the lights were out and we pulled away from
the curb, the noise level fell quite a bit. It got
quieter and quieter as folks began to just chat with
their seat mates. Eventually, a number of us actually
fell asleep on the way home. While visions of sugar plum
warriors wearing white shimmy dresses danced in our
heads. Damn, we ARE a lot older than we used to be! But
I'm betting that even as old as some of us are, we
wouldn't have fallen asleep if Lucy had dove into the
crowd and we had hustled her on the bus with us.
Unh-unh.
Once things quieted down, as I sat and watched the quiet
streets go by the window, it struck me that Lucy is like
a comet, searing across the sky, trailing many of us in
her wake, as we follow wherever she goes and performs.
In whatever.
We all woke up refreshed when we hit the hotel. And many
of us immediately reclaimed our joy and excitement and
stormed into the hotel. Where we "took the bar".
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